3 ducks walk into a bar and the bartender says to the 1st one.."what's your name" He says "Duey". "Well Duey, whatcha been doing all day?" Duey says "Been in and out of puddles all day; what else could a duck want?" He turns to the 2nd duck and says "Who are you?" The 2nd one replies "Louie". "Well Louie, whatcha been doing all day?" Louie says "Been in and out of puddles all day; what else could a duck want?" He then turns to the 3rd and says "Why you must be Huey" She bats her eyelashes and replies "No, I'm Puddles"
Lol! There's a similar version of that one in which the teacher duck sends three ducks to the principal's office. The principal asks the first one: "What's your name and why did your teacher send you?" First duck replies: "I'm quack and my teacher sent me for blowing bubbles.". Principal asks the next one: "What's your name and why did your teacher send you?" Second duck replies: "My name is quack quack and the teacher sent me for blowing bubbles." He then approaches the third duck and says: "Let me guess, your name is quack quack quack and you were blowing bubbles" to which the third duck replies: "No, I'm bubbles."
lol... another quality one.... "do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid"... the other person answers "yes".... then you say "well, I saw him the other day and he says 'hi'"
