Old People Sex

Discussion in 'Detailing Bliss Lounge' started by richy, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. richy

    richy Guest

    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
    remember the first time we had sex together over fifty
    years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you
    leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."


    "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

    "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there
    again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

    "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
    but good idea!"

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
    conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he
    thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
    old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
    an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows
    them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
    each other for support aided by walking sticks.
    Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
    their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her sk irt
    and the old man drops his trousers.

    As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
    Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
    that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for
    about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
    and moaning and screaming.

    Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
    something about life and old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground
    recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and
    put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to
    himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them
    what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he
    says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
    You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
    there some sort of secret to this?"

    Shaking, the old man is barely abl e to reply, "Fifty
    years ago, that wasn't an electric fence."
     
  2. Marco polo

    Marco polo Birth of a Detailer

    omg hahaha that is really good thanks for sharing that richy
     
  3. jshillin

    jshillin Birth of a Detailer

    LOL, that was a good one...
     
  4. ajnavo61490

    ajnavo61490 Banned

    haha wow
     
  5. zoomzoom mazda5

    zoomzoom mazda5 Wax on..Wax off

    HAHAHA.......that's was great......
     
  6. Tonya

    Tonya Welcome to Detailing

    :giggle:
     
  7. blucpe

    blucpe Birth of a Detailer

    kudos to you, that was good.:thumb:
     
  8. P1et

    P1et Official DB Moderator

    OH MANNNNNNNNNNNNN it was a good thing that fence did not KILL THEM!!!

    Good for them though, glad they had a good time and that they did not get a ticked for public sex!!!
     
  9. supercharged

    supercharged DB Forum Supporter

    GOOD ONE!!!:applause2:
     
  10. TexasTB

    TexasTB Obsessive Detailer

    OMG... lol, didn't see that coming...
     
  11. DG 501

    DG 501 Jedi Nuba

    :lol2:
    :eek:mg: I remember this one Richy but I still laughed so hard I snorted!!! :lol2:
     
  12. bigfoot

    bigfoot Jedi Nuba

    LMAO! That is GOLD!
     
  13. Hum-Benz

    Hum-Benz Wax on..Wax off

    That was good:lol2:
     
  14. dschia

    dschia Jedi Nuba

    :giggle:
     
  15. Buddy

    Buddy Getting to know Detailing

    hahaha...very funny...Only you richy...:thumb::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
     
  16. detaildoc

    detaildoc Guest

    LMAO! That was great!
     
  17. Nica

    Nica Banned

    :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:

    That's a good one lol...more...more..:popcorn: :popcorn:
     
  18. joep

    joep Welcome to Detailing

    maybe the ear transplant you had covered up your eyeballs :p:
     
  19. kogenx

    kogenx Birth of a Detailer

    Thats a good one
     
  20. Misha

    Misha Nuba Guru

    lol rofl
     

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