Confusius say: Virginity like bubble, one prick- all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man who walk through air port turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Baseball is wrong; man with 4 balls cannot walk Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, it determine who left Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Man who fight with wife all day get no peice at night It may take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it Man who drive like hell bound to get there Man who stand on toilet, high on pot Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs Man who fart in church, sit on own pew Crowded elevator smell different to midget Man who screw woman on ground, have piece on earth Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger. Happy Detaling Heath:thud:
