Do you do weird things in your sleep?

So my wife says I'm pretty entertaining when I'm awake, and when I'm sleeping it's apparently brought to a whole new level.

"You're always making me laugh, even in your sleep!" says my wife.

Just last night I sat up suddenly and yelled -- I mean YELLED, "WHAT THE F**@!?" then laid back down and was still the rest of the night. No memory of that whatsoever. This is the second or third time I've done this.

The night before that I had passed out on the futon and when she came out to try to get me to come to bed, I told her I was saving our spot for the concert in a couple hours, so the jackasses next door couldn't have it.

Last month I sat up and put my hands on her shoulders and was shaking her telling her she needed to calm the heck down and everything was going to be okay. LOL

A few months ago I actually got out of bed, put clothes on, remote started my car, and was halfway out the door before she managed to convince me to get back to bed.

We've had tons of conversations where I said silly things, but I don't remember them right now. While she gets ready for work, our kitten thinks it's a good idea to play with my toes while I'm sleeping and apparently I kick my feet wildly and mumble, "F@#% you, Butters" or "Stupid cat, leave my toes alone!"


Are any of you pretty animated in your sleep? It make a great conversation piece! Haha, I'll be going to sleep study here soon, to see wtf is going on. It seems to be happening almost every night nowadays.

 

Well that confirmed some suspicions.

 

LOL, what? That I'm weird?

 

LOL ... funny

My wife also considers me a pretty animated character at night. I have done the usual yelling and asking for stuff (specially for food).

The worst thing that has happened to me is that one time I started yelling an ex-girlfriend's name while my current gf at the time was sleeping with me ... needless to say I deprived from fornicating with her for a while ... lol

 

Sleep terets :applause2:

 

i thought i was weird lol no but seriously me and my gf do the same. we noticed that both of us, as we're falling asleep, make sudden movements and/or noises. like i usually kick and she usually moves her arm and makes a grunting noise.

then theres the times where ill try to wake her up for some reason and she'll flip out and say something like wtf!!! and him me with the blanket. then the next day i ask why she was in such a bad mood and she wont remember a thing. I myself answer txts sometimes and dont remember how or when i did so. Happened this morning actually.

 

u answer phone texts in your sleep?
me and my gf dont live together yet so didnt notice anything.
last night she decided to pass out on my bad. couldnt realy sleep till 3am. then drove her home and passed out till she called at 8:30

anybody tried to put video camera in bedroom to see what you do at night? besides "making love"

 

Bwhaha. I've recorded some things. But usually just mumbling and russtling around. I think my subconscious knows what's going on.

Sometimes I'll get out of bed to grab a glass of water, and tell Christina I'm actually awake when I'm sleeping. Apparently I've gotten really good at convincing her I'm awake while passed out.

 

I am notorious for this....Apparentky ( as my Fiance' tells me), I sat up and said "We don't sell Asian babies here?? WTF!!!

I was once staying with a friend some years ago and slept on his couch, his cousin was sleeping on the other couch and I had never met him.. Apparently I stodd up and screamed at the top of my lungs "You gotta F'n problem, I think you have an f;n problem we need to deal with".... scared the crap out of the guy considering he had just met me that night.

My Fiance' says I am always saying crazy stuff and asking questions in my sleep. She used to answer me, only to realize I wasn't talking to her, so now she doesn't answer me when I am sleep talking. Now she says sometimes I get frustrated with her when I actually am taliking to her (1/2 asleep) and she doesn't answer...

Alot of the time I start laughing in my sleep. So loud that I wake myself up - The moment before I am fully concious I can hear myself laughing which, makes me laugh at myself because I am laughing..... It's crazy I tell ya!!!

 

yeh i answer txts relatively well while asleep. This morning i answered 3 peoples txts one of them was actually my brother telling me to wake up. i responded ok but i didnt lol

 

I do the laughing thing too! My brother and I have actually had conversations while we were both asleep -- across the hallway of his house!

My wife talks to me while I'm sleeping. She says it's too entertaining not to.

Yelling at your friend's cousin is pretty hilarious. I bet he nearly pissed himself.

 

now thats weird lol

 

Ya he did... it wouldn't have been so bad had he known me but we just met that night...

No kidding, by the time I am actually fully awake I realize that I was laughing at myself because I was laughing but I can't remember what got me laughing in the 1st place.. it feels bizzare!

 

Alright I'll shoot. My friend Scott does this all the time when hes drunk. We used to get hammered in my friends basement and pass out. The framework to the stairway is open and surrounded by boxes. Around 3-4 am I'm dead asleep and all I hear is "HELPP!!! F&%# HELP!" and I wake up to find him trapped in the framework, sleepwalking, with his hands on the framework like he's in a jail cell or cage. He didn't wake up so I had to drag him out of his fantasy world.

 

paranormal activity?

 

I do not... I sleep like the dead...

I have a really really hard time waking up though... no matter how much I sleep... but once I'm up I'm UP...

 

I've been known to try and get freaky with my girlfriend while I'm asleep. She says she has to fight me off and then I usually just give up and roll over. I wonder what it would be like if I actually pulled it off one time. Lol. Sleep sex.

 

I've done the same thing, Billy. It's pretty rare for me to try, though.

Pretty funny to wake up to.

 

yep, maybe ppl would be afraid to find something they dont want to know about

i usualy pass out when i go to bed. dont remember having any dreams lately, i think thats when you usually do stuff

hmm, i wonder if you would actualy enjoy that or wake up in middle of it wonder wtf you doing