A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any > sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with > her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese > sex therapist, Dr. Chang. > > Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, OK, take off all your > crose. The woman did as she was told. Now, get down and craw reery, reery > fass to odder side of room. > > Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, OK, now > craw reery, reery fass back to me. As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head > slowly. Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.. Worse case I > ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates. > > The woman asked anxiously, Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease? > Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, Ed Zachary Disease is when your face > look Ed Zachary like your ass. > >
LOL....jeeezzz, that bring back memories. A co-worker told that joke like seven years ago. Still funny.
OH AHAHAHA MATE that is EXCELLENT! His native accent caused massive confusion whilst speaking to Americans!
