Just a silly joke

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young Lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"Just a minute, I have to go pee."

"That would be rude and impolite!!!

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be Right back."

That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.

And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for
once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner."

 

OH MAN CLASS!!! I will be using that one SOON!

 

HAHAHAHA that's a good one hahahahahaha...oooh I agree that's one worth using hahahahaha.

Thanks for sharing :thumb:

 

HAHA...lol I had to read it twice till i figured out Little Johnny was little:deadhorse::fs:

 

hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha

 

:rollinglaugh:

 

hahahaha!!

 

oMG HAHAH that really good

 

I like it, next date on im I will use that line lol

 

HAHAHHA. TO bad I allready have a gf

 

Good one!!!:applause2: