I'm crazy enough to do that except I'd be laughing so friggin hard I probably couldn't have arrested him. View attachment 29
:drinking::thud:Ohh man:lol2: I LITERALLY was laughing so loud as I read this...:lol2: Thanks for the laugh bud.....:lol2:
hahahahahaah oh that is priceless hahahahaha I can just picture the old mans expresion hahahahaha good one richy hahahahaha
O.K...I'll try to make it quick. A Canadian pulls up to the booth on our side after coming back from the U.S. The Customs agent (a buddy of mine who is as crazy as I am) asks him if he has anything to declare. He says no but he's lying as he has brand new tires on his truck that he just bought in Detroit. My buddy tells him that he is going underneath the vehicle to check it out. He goes to the end of the small booth and starts to walk and bend his knees at the same time, pretending he is going down. (There is NO bay underneath for inspection). He is now kneeling with his head out of sight and bullshits hte guy saying "I see something under here" The guy freaks and says "yes, yes, I bought new tires". Well my buddy has no idea and starts pissing his pants laughing. The poor bastard can't figure out why he's laughing. My buddy sends him off wiht a warning not to lie next time!!
haha both storied are awsome... just out a curosity. are you a customs agent?for some reason i thought you were a cop.. but i could be wrong
No..you're right..I'm a cop. My buddy told me the story. One time I joined him in the booth..it was like a rolling comedy routine..we were laughing so hard we could hardly see straight. Another time, it was the end of his shift and this hottie pulls up in the back of a limo and she invites him in..his replacement was walking up, so he does and ends up getting a bj in the back of the limo in uniform..he got promoted a few years later and he's not wild anymore:giggle:
